Arise oh Exhalted Alter (I mean, “Coping Mechanism”)

May we have your attention please!

Ahem. And it is so proclaimed from the top of Emily’s spooky trees to the lowest of the filthy gutter I arose from (oh wait, that’s tomorrow’s post) that a new Topic Area category shall be created. In honor of yours truly, said Topic Area shall be known as the “Goddess of Brilliance and Wonder.

From this day henceforth, (and also going back to the insignificant grains of regurgitated hairball compressed into the volume of dark-winged fungus gnats that sparked the beginnings of immortal time), posts with my particularly soft touch will be So Categorized. Elevated from the insulting moniker of Coping Mechanism.

“And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, “O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.” And the Lord did grin.” [Cleric, holding the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch]

<Oh god, spare me now. Someone has escaped the carets and imprisoned me here instead.>

– ∞ –

See also:

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Standard Dislaimer: Read now and again before flaming

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4 Comments»

  David wrote @

Is there something in the air today? I did something similar on my blog, too.

  emilylonelygirl wrote @

David – What’s your blog?

  davidrochester wrote @

This is the same David; I was logged in under my other account. It’s the peskydots.wordpress.com blog. 🙂

  Jackie wrote @

Full Moon the 13th


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