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Depression – The “Emotional Bending of Female Mind” and other Engrish-ified Knowledges

After finding that in addition to my psychosis, my accidental pissing off of god, and my reckless driverishness, my failings as a useful reference of medical information don’t stop there. Meandering around the Herbal Remedy site, I found a cornucopia of amazing information.

To more properly edify you on the horrible opine of health problems of insanely attitude, I have providing mostly here.

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Those with DID steal money and drive recklessly

Sweeeet, another article online with some interesting misconceptions about DID. Okay folks, ready for this one? We are characterized by “stealing money, or driving recklessly, or abusing some other person.”

Excelllllent. Shall we have another go at it?

I’m not even bothering with the flame-proof suit. My inferno will trump your inferno, oh wee little Clueless Ones.

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Life, one index card at a time

I found a neat little site called Indexed.   The blogger captures truths of life on a single index card each morning.  Hmmm.  This one hits a little close to home, as I drink my coffee and read my daily “Here are Jobs fitting your profile” emails.  This is today’s index card.  Good stuff.

Flame-Quenching “Move Along” Standard Disclaimer

In light of recent events, we had a delightful time creating a Standard Disclaimer for this blog. It applies to EVERY SINGLE LITTLE WORD OR PICTURE. I publicly present it here for your information and amusement, and it also appears as it’s own page. Contents under pressure. If any defects are discovered, do not attempt to fix them yourself, but return to an authorized service center.

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Arise oh Exhalted Alter (I mean, “Coping Mechanism”)

May we have your attention please!

Ahem. And it is so proclaimed from the top of Emily’s spooky trees to the lowest of the filthy gutter I arose from (oh wait, that’s tomorrow’s post) that a new Topic Area category shall be created. In honor of yours truly, said Topic Area shall be known as the “Goddess of Brilliance and Wonder.

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Whole Life Coaching for Multiples – What a Coach Will Not Expect

I am between jobs, which is a polite way of saying that my last company screwed me over by proposing an unexpectedly ridiculous contract that I was being pressured to accept within three days. <I’ll bend over on my own terms when it suits my ulterior motives. These were no longer My Terms. Thus, I was instantly somewhat less motivated to maintain the position.>

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Lamictal screws up handwriting and typing?

So I went to the meds doc yesterday and rattled off a list of side effects – balance, coordination, nausea, pimples all over my head. “I have no problem about these, after the problems with Lexapro,” I told him. Then I flippantly tossed out another “side effect” almost as a joke – difficulty typing and writing longhand. But he countered, “No, others have reported that too.”

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